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team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help
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njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

(via greetings)

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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alwaysbeasilverlining:

When you watch a Quentin Tarantino movie and someone gets a papercut

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masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

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beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

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sassygayklavierspieler:

Cute music terms to name your children:

  • Viola
  • Harmony
  • Melody
  • Cadence
  • Carol
  • Hymn
  • Celeste
  • Clef
  • Agitato
  • Oboe Player
  • F Sharp
  • Barbaro
  • Plagal
  • Smorzando
  • ii♭ 6-4
  • Canon in inversion and augmentation

(via orangeisthenew-jack)

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sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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hipsterinatardis:

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orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

(via un3x)

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How gay sex works.

How gay sex works.

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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In just under 18 days (the countdown I’ve set is now at 17 days, 21 hours and 29 minutes) I will be on a plane to Frankfurt (with an overnight stopover in Abu Dhabi) and will be travelling around Frankfurt, Berlin, Paris, Lyon and La Rochelle before starting my university semester exchange in September.

During the semester, I’ve got plans to go to the UK and Sweden (probably more to come.)

After the semester (end of December/January), my friend Lucy and I will be travelling to Paris, London, Reykjavik and Copenhagen (where we will both be getting tattoos from a really cool tattoo artist.)

All the paperwork is done and all the essentials have been bought, so now I’m just saving up and waiting very excitedly to travel around and not come home until the middle of February next year.

Good things are happening and excited is a severe understatement. :)