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Had an excellent birthday weekend with good food and people and a painfully hot French waiter who gave me a free drink when he found out it was my birthday. =D

Feeling content/seedy/good.

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"Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together?
Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences."

- Emery Allen (via versteur)

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knitmeapony:

Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want

No, that looks right to me.

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A few of my friends threw me a little surprise party for my birthday (which is on Sunday, but some people are heading up the coast that day) tonight and it was really lovely! Went to a nice restaurant, got some good chocolate and a bottle of Bailey’s as a present and ended up staying at a club with them until 2. Had to leave because I’m pretty pooped right now, ahaha. All in all, ‘twas a good night. :)

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Bonjour à tous! Ça va? Moi, je suis en train d’éviter l’essai au sujet de la littérature française que je dois écrire en prenant un selfie. :)

Bonjour à tous! Ça va? Moi, je suis en train d’éviter l’essai au sujet de la littérature française que je dois écrire en prenant un selfie. :)

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adriofthedead:

colonelcheru:

literatenonsense:

my-bff-nastia:

gymnastics-dreamscancometrue:

The bee attack in photos x

SCREAMING. I love Larissa casually being like look friend, a bee is upon you. EITHER THAT OR SHE IS PUTTING IT THERE. She and Russia are in cahoots.

DYING

I didn’t realize there was a bee and it made these pictures 100000 times better.

I thought she was just really, really excited about getting a corsage

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gorlt:

brodays:

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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The best thick cocks and young hung studs

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that’s not in the recipe
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zachgarry:

last day of uni for 2014 and i wanna do sumthin fun ✌️

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socialjust-ish:

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

Pacific Rim 2 looks great.

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neilnevins:

gosimpsonic:

Classic.

in the audio commentary for this Halloween episode the writers were talking about how they spent hours trying to think of a funny/clever way to get him to have to fix the toaster, eventually getting so frustrated they gave up and went with this

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