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thugmissus:

thugmissus:

What’s the difference between 10 cocks and a joke?

I can’t take a joke.

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large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t

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laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

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urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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spacetwinks:

Favorite characters in Game of Thrones:

Poochie The Rockin’ Dog

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godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

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alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

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watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

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blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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